| Smile! | Who? | What? | How many votes? | Want to see it? |
 | Noddy Holder | Actually, the hat is genuine! | 9039 | Click here |
 | Kylie Minogue | Who are you calling cheesy? | 8260 | Click here |
 | Cat Deeley | Cat in the Hat | 3593 | Click here |
 | Charles Kennedy | Cool, dude! | 2483 | Click here |
 | Tom Watson | Bobbles again! | 2351 | Click here |
 | Carol Smillie | Carol Smillie in A Pirate Hat | 1776 | Click here |
 | Professor Kevin Warwick | Ground control to Major Twat | 1365 | Click here |
 | Kraftwerk | Electronic music pioneers seen during a particularly experimental phase | 1075 | Click here |
 | Sarah Michelle Gellar | Buffy? Beret! | 1047 | Click here |
 | Eminem | McRapper with Cheese | 836 | Click here |
 | David and Victoria Beckham | Is this cheating? | 706 | Click here |
 | Bernard Cribbins | Right, said Fred. What's that on me 'ead? | 530 | Click here |
 | Holly Valance | Christmas Holly Valance | 524 | Click here |
 | Legs and Co | Lightsabers ready, boys? | 490 | Click here |
 | Natasha Kaplinsky | Fighting those GM(TV) vegetables is dangerous | 390 | Click here |
 | Kate Beckinsale | Beautiful Hollywood Actress Turns On the Style | 358 | Click here |
 | Britney Spears | Jesus Christ! It's Britney! | 240 | Click here |
 | Richard Dawkins | World famous scientist | 234 | Click here |
 | Osama Bin Laden | Evil terrorist tries Saddam’s trick | 216 | Click here |
 | Mark Oaten | Can I join the Green Party instead? | 207 | Click here |
 | Michael Jackson | On tour? | 190 | Click here |
 | Rolf Harris | G'day! Areeba, areeba! | 175 | Click here |
 | Saddam Hussein | Inconspicuous | 165 | Click here |
 | Gordon the Gopher | Where's Mr Schofield now, eh? | 150 | Click here |
 | World Leaders | Vlad the Impaler | 145 | Click here |
 | David Niven | How! | 144 | Click here |
 | Nigella Lawson | Noodles, anyone? | 120 | Click here |
 | Anne Robinson | Run for your lives! | 116 | Click here |
 | Atomic Kitten | Cats in hats | 111 | Click here |
 | Tony and Vlad | The Blair Wizard Project, Part 2 | 109 | Click here |
 | Victoria Beckham | Now that is a posh hat! | 109 | Click here |
 | John Prescott | Deputy Prime Minister in Gnome Shocker | 104 | Click here |
 | Trinny and Susannah | Santa hats are really in this year! | 101 | Click here |
 | George W Bush and Lance Armstrong | | 94 | Click here |
 | Brian Blessed | That's not much use for mountain climbing, Brian! | 86 | Click here |
 | Kate Moss | Beauty and the Bobble Hat | 80 | Click here |
 | Terry Wogan | More Bobbles! | 79 | Click here |
 | Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan | Stop in the name of daytime television! | 74 | Click here |
 | The Pope | More Tequila! | 66 | Click here |
 | Michael Howard | The voters are swinging from left to right | 62 | Click here |
 | Saddam Hussein | God Bless America! | 61 | Click here |
 | Chris Bryant | Pants! | 60 | Click here |
 | Jamie Oliver | Food is like a religion to me! | 59 | Click here |
 | Sian Lloyd | The Weathergirl of your dreams... | 58 | Click here |
 | Steve Wright | | 57 | Click here |
 | Salma Hayek | Nice deely boppers, love! | 56 | Click here |
 | Ken Dodd | Comedy is like a religion to me! | 53 | Click here |
 | Roger Moore | Constable 007 | 52 | Click here |
 | Tony Blair | The Blair Wizard Project | 51 | Click here |
 | George W Bush | Thinking Cap | 49 | Click here |
 | Graham Norton | I got this hat from Noddy Holder! | 47 | Click here |
 | Bill Gates | Just like that | 44 | Click here |
 | Ian Duncan Smith | Aye aye Cap'n! | 44 | Click here |
 | Giles Brandreth | Where will he turn up next? | 38 | Click here |
 | Margaret Thatcher | Mrs T. wears a sombrero | 35 | Click here |
 | Michael Portillo | What IS that on your head, sir? | 35 | Click here |
 | Tony Blair | Cowboys indeed? | 31 | Click here |
 | David Davis | One for the Tory Boys | 28 | Click here |
 | Prince Charles | The Crown Prince | 27 | Click here |
 | Delia Smith | Teaching in the field | 25 | Click here |
 | Gary Rhodes | This hides my hair! | 24 | Click here |
 | Robert Mugabe | When I grow up, I'm going to be a farmer | 23 | Click here |
